I am fortunate enough to waste my time pursuing intellectuality instead of having to worry about my sustenance, safety, and health.

My substitute professor today spoke with much inflection like a game show host such as Bob Barker or Pat Sajak. But, instead of announcing “your very own, shiny, brand, new car!” he got us fired up about “the electrical potential difference between points a and b!”

Time to commit my German vocabulary words to memory before I grab a bight to eat.